Joke Page

The Skeleton joke is from Rachel P1L. She won the 

 competition for P1-3.

Why did the skeleton cross the road???

To get to the bodyshop!

Hahaha 

This joke is the winning joke in the upper school.
Well done  Christopher in P5 for sending it to us.

An English, Irish and Scotsman all walk into a haunted house. The Englishman goes upstairs and sees a fiver on the table . He picks it up and a ghost appears and says "Put that fiver back on the table because I'm the ghost of Jimmy McNable."

Then the Irishman goes up and sees the fiver on the table and picks it up. The ghost appears again and says. I'm the ghost of Jimmy McNable put that fiver back on the table. The Irishman drops the fiver back onto the table and runs down the stairs and says there's a ghost up there. The Scotsman goes up and sees the fiver on the table and the ghost appears and says. I'm th ghost of Jimmy McNable put the fiver back on the table.

The Scotsman stands up to the ghost and replies,

"I'm the ghost of Jimmy McCrocket. This fiver is going straight into my pocket!"

The cow counting joke is from Katie P2. She came 

second in the P1-3's competition!

How did the farmer count his cows ???

Using his cowculater!

Hahaha 

There were two crisps walking along a road and a car stopped and asked if they wanted a lift.

The two crisps said "No, we are "WALKERS".

Thanks Amy in P6 for that one. She gets the runner up prize.